Scarlett Johansson, in a recent Allure magazine article, spoke about her alleged feud with Lindsay Lohan. At a New York City nightclub Lohan (Georgia Rule) wrote “Scarlett is a bloody [expletive deleted]” with a permanent marker.

In Allure Johansson said:

“I don’t know what the motivation was. I remember it was something really vulgar - I mean shockingly so, like, ‘Whoa, what, who are you?’ I don’t really know that person. I only met her, like, three times.”

 Despite being badmouthed via a Sharpie and losing the starring role in The Parent Trap to Lohan, Johansson has bounced back. She has become Woody Allen’s muse, married Van Wilder star Ryan Reynolds, and is still culturally relevant. Meanwhile, Lohan was ousted from Ugly Betty, is happily dating DJ Samantha Ronson but causing drama at her shows.

It’s pretty clear who the winner is…

We see an Oscar in Johansson’s future. She will skyrocket back into the spotlight in her upcoming film He’s Just Not That Into You. Reynolds will pop back in the spotlight while co-starring with Hugh Jackman in the new X-men film, X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan will pop back into cultural relevance when she makes a lucrative business deal to sell leggings on QVC.